FAT BUT FAT Tom says that American gals keep trying to justify being lazy and eating like pigs. And, he says, women's media keep reinforcing this "fat but fit" myth.
Cosmopolitan magazine wants the gals in line in the supermarket to eat, eat, EAT!
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NATION OF STUPIDS How did we get here: our country facing a violent insurrection and attempted overthrow? It's not just Donald Trump. Tom says that you and he have played a major part too.
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WHY TOM IS GIVING THE HOMELESS A BREAK THIS YEAR Why I Hate The Homeless has been one of Tom's most popular bits for so many years. So why has he decided to skip it this year?
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WAYS THE PANDEMIC IS CHANGING US FOREVER Will the world ever be the same again? Will we? Hear how Tom is being permanently transformed by almost a year in hiding. Is it really all that bad?
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TOM CANCELS HIS ANNUAL ORPHAN THANKSGIVING Despite his various ups and downs, Tom's been doing it since that infamous first Orphan Thanksgiving in 1979 in New York City. But he finally ran up against a foe bigger than any: COVID-19.
The original Facebook post Tom sent his friends announcing his 2020 cancellation.
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TRUMP: LOO-ZAH! You asked for it and it's here! Tom's take on the election results, his former friends and associates who got the boot, and what he thinks will happen next.
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