Jul 24th, 2019 | Leykis 101

WOMAN MOANS THAT SHE AND HER MAN AREN'T "FINANCIALLY COMPATIBLE" Need new evidence of why you shouldn't get married? How about this financial advice column in which a woman "wants to get more serious" with her boyfriend but he has all this credit card debt, child support payments, and nothing in savings. What, oh what, can she do?

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Submitted by TallTim on

It doesn't matter what is going on, chicks always assume your shit is theirs. Especially with money. Smartest guy I knew that did the marriage thing insisted on separate bank accounts. He was loaded, so she agreed thinking she'd get access. She NEVER did. Fucking hilarious.

Good point though Tom, why even bother with that shit? There's no way I'm letting a chick rule my bank account. Made the mistake once, never again.

Submitted by xboxown on

I wonder if you are going to let a chick rule your bank account?

- tugs chin -Hmmm...only time will tell!

Submitted by TallTim on

In case you missed the last part, its never happening again. I learn from my mistakes, unlike others that have called into Tom in the past.

That's why I'm financially sound and I have a stellar credit rating. There isn't a single woman alive that can take my money, and I love that.