RIGHT-WING ANTIVAX RADIO TALK SHOW HOST IN CRITICAL CONDITION FROM COVID As a longtime radio talk show host, Tom has a lot to say about this.
MASK MANDATE Do you care if the unvaccinated get infected? Tom doesn't!
HOW TO REDUCE CHILD POVERTY: STOP BEING SLUTS! The first child tax credits from President Joe Biden are on their way. CNN says that Biden believes the credits "could change the lives of working-class families". Tom says there's a more economical way to accomplish this.
HOW TOM BECAME OBSESSED WITH SAVING MONEY It all began in elementary school. Also, Tom makes a major revelation you've never heard before that could very well surprise you. (Or maybe it won't)!
TOM'S TIRED OF THE HILLBILLIES, THE ANTI-SCIENCE DOOFUSES, AND THE JUST PLAIN STUPIDS Our country is now overrun by them: the idiots. Someone had to say something. Somebody just did.
DON'T GET MARRIED, BUT HEED THIS ADVICE IF YOU INSIST ON DOING IT Leykis 101 students should know better. (Tom has already smoked out many students who were secretly married, or engaged, or who secretly have kids.) You're already breaking the biggest rule, so when you do, at least pay attention to these rules.