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"I NEVER WANTED TO BE THIS PERSON" What's Tom been doing during this lockdown? Getting laid? Nope. Getting sauced? Not even. Watching his investments? Well, that yes. But you won't believe what he's been doing with most of his day. Tom says, "I never wanted to be this person." Yet now, he is!
Ever look at what's in a Kentucky Fried Chicken Original Recipe Chicken Breast? Most people don't. One piece has fully half of your entire daily allowance of sodium. And look at this list of ingredients!
Take a look at what's in a Taco Bell Bean Burrito. Did you have any idea?
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MONEY IN THESE HARDER TIMES Find out what's happening to America's credit card debt during this period of furloughs, layoffs and unemployment. Also, more bad things are happening to Robinhood users. And, remember Tony from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada? He had written Tom following an episode that had inspired him. Hear all about what happened next!
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AMERICA AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE Tom enjoyed a great 4th of July weekend. Good hot weather. Some laps in the pool. Incredible baby back ribs in the smoker. Except for when, stupidly, he turned on CNN's 4th of July special. Things then took a turn for the worse!
This is the song as performed on CNN on July 4th that got Tom going.
This is the entire original recording with lyrics, in case you don't know or remember them.
From The Washington Post: The creator of Mount Rushmore’s forgotten ties to white supremacy
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COVID-19 IS NOW SPIKING ALL OVER THE COUNTRY Are you sad? Tom isn't as sad as you'd expect! Find out why.
From The Washington Post: In wake of Trump’s Tulsa rally, his campaign is still contending with the fallout
From The Washington Post: ‘We just need some more optimism’: Rand Paul’s crusade against Anthony Fauci takes a curious turn
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KEEP 'EM OUT As this COVID-19 era continues to grind on, Your Professor continues to hear from women of his past and they're getting even more desperate to move in! You wouldn't believe some of the things these chicks have been doing!
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WHAT"S TOM DOING NEXT WITH HIS INVESTMENTS? New COVID-19 cases and deaths have spiked ever since states have begun campaigns to "reopen" their economies. What does this mean for your IRA? Your 401(k)? And any other investments? Find out what Tom JUST DID.
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TOM'S LIFE UNDER COVID-19 Change of pace. Tom takes it outside, under the big, old oak tree, to talk about how life under lockdown has changed him. Find out how he feels about the return of live sports, the reopening of bars and restaurants, and how this quiet period at home could change him forever.
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COFFEE WITH A BLACK GUY After all the upheaval of the last few weeks since the murder of George Floyd, isn't it time for a calm and rational conversation about race? Hear how Coffee With A Black Guy founder James Joyce is bringing his brand of dialogue right to your community, right when we need it most.
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YOUNG ROBINHOOD TRADER KILLS HIMSELF Do you use online apps like Acorns or Robinhood to trade the markets? Easy as ordering a pizza on Grubhub, right? Not so fast. Find out how a young trader suddenly thought he was three-quarters of a million dollars in the hole and KILLED himself.
AUNT JEMIMA TO VANISH; UNCLE BEN SOON TO FOLLOW The death of George Floyd will now result in the death of longtime fictional product spokesperson Aunt Jemima and, soon possibly, Uncle Ben of "converted rice" fame as well. So many of us are justifiably sad about the deaths of George Floyd and Rayshard Brooks, but will the demise of Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, and Sambo's Restaurants make any difference?
From The New York Times: Uncle Ben, Board Chairman
Fictional character Aunt Jemima in her prime
Uncle Ben upon his "promotion" to "CEO of Uncle Ben's" in 2006
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