Dec 24th, 2019 | Tom Talks

COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK Most people spend their Christmas season waiting for the Big Man to come down their chimney. But you won't believe what came out of the woodwork for Tom during the holiday season!

A whole new perspective of Christmas but from the dark side! Here's the first of five soon-to-be-classic holiday episodes that could be some of our best this year!

HOUR 1

Comments

Submitted by alexgoncharov on

Great episode! Lots of great lessons to learn, too.

Submitted by SyntaxErrorz on

Tom, you are a master story teller! Great lessons to be learned here. I love the way you describe your house. I need to work my ass harder so I can have a house on the Hollywood Hills like you! Can't wait for the next episode in this series.

Submitted by Jeezustheone on

I want to be a storyteller like you father.

Submitted by Just Another PhD on

Love the whole out of the woodwork series. Back in 2013, I was living in NYC and had been seeing a Chinese girl with a Latina's body!! (Yes, curves in the right places, incredible rack, ass, tight vagina). She was incredibly spoilt (super rich only child from China). We had stopped seeing each other when she called me and wanted to come over to mine for New Year's Eve (I had a tiny studio in an apartment complex). We got a takeout and the next thing you know she was on the middle of my bed, with all the pillows and no room for me. I got on the bed with her but it was clear that she did not want any kind of intimate exchange. In fact, she started to cry (I think she just needed some company for the night). Like you, professor, I never force the issue. So I went and made myself a cereal. She'd eaten and the celebrations were now winding down on the TV. After I finished, I turned around and said to her, will you be going home?