Jul 9th, 2021 | Leykis 101

DON'T GET MARRIED, BUT HEED THIS ADVICE IF YOU INSIST ON DOING IT Leykis 101 students should know better. (Tom has already smoked out many students who were secretly married, or engaged, or who secretly have kids.) You're already breaking the biggest rule, so when you do, at least pay attention to these rules.

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HOUR 1

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Submitted by ras0iuf on

Never married, no kids, I do what I want, when I want, anywhere I want with no blowback. I go on European vacations, I go snow skiing every year, and hiking in the mountains during summers. I have zero debt of ANY kind, own two houses outright, one on the Central CA Coast in the heart of wine country and the other in South Florida. Looking for another one on several acres in Flagstaff AZ for 2022. None of this would be possible with BAGGAGE, debt, vaginamony, child support, daycare, after school sports, college tuition, and out of control spousal "retail therapy". Life doesn't get much better than this!
If you're young, do what Tom recommends, put the MAX ALLOWABLE into a 401k starting NOW automatically every paycheck, start a Roth IRA, put the max in that too every year, and you too won't have anything to worry about when you're almost 55 and you can tell.your boss "Peace Out" and live your live on your terms on a forever vacation. Unless you want to work, doing something you LOVE by your own rules. That's acceptable too.

Submitted by gokusan on

I agree 100 percent! This is how it is done!

Submitted by TONY_LALLI on

After I get restitution, and move to Los Angeles, I hope to get a prenupt on each chic I bang.

Submitted by Akocan35 on

We need a 1800-TOM LEYKIS hotline where we can call and rat out the ones amongst us who have broken the tom leykis rules such as getting married or making babies :)

Submitted by TurquoiseTurtle on

Getting married has got to be the worst investment a man can ever make. Even if you don’t get divorce graped, a few years into it she’ll just turn into a nagging aged out harpy that barks orders at you and wastes your money ... oh, and never has sex with you again after she spits out a few crotch critters.

Submitted by TurquoiseTurtle on

Seriously?!

Guys are still getting married and producing crotch cridders even when they should know better. Makes ya really gotta wonder sometimes how much guys actually pay attention to the rules.