Tom Talks

Tom Talks

FATHER'S DAY: WHAT MAKES A GREAT FATHER? Tom never wanted to BE a father, but he has great respect for those who do it right. Who does it right?<--break->'

He wants his son back:' Father of Dodgers' Andrew Toles refuses to lose son to schizophrenia

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NOW THAT TOM'S BACK FROM HIS LOCKDOWN, HE HAS EVEN LESS PATIENCE FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIT 16 months in hiding made Tom realize how short life is. Putting up with people's demands, complaints, or disappointments is not in the cards for him. Find out why.

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NOW YOU KNOW WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE After 16 months away in lockdown, Tom returns home to his Hollywood Hills home and spends time quietly thinking about all that's happened. He wrote about it in a Facebook post and got some surprising responses!

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CHANGES With the end of the lockdown, Tom invests a substantial sum in a new, improved app and events on the road are coming back as well. Hear all about it!

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WHAT DOES TOM DO NOW? After thinking about and talking about the end of Tom's lockdown for months, it's finally here. And Tom feels like an alien. Hear about Tom's first day of freedom!

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WHAT NOW? After being under a lockdown for over 15 months, Tom finally has the green light to return to normal activities. What the hell does that mean?

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SHOULD SHE MARRY AN "EX-JUNKIE"? A woman writes to Slate's Dear Prudence column to ask if she should leave her fiance who just got busted in a drug sweep. Tom will help you with that, sweetie!

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IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO INCLUDE THAT YOU'RE A 'MOTHER OF THREE" ON YOUR RESUME? Tom doesn't. Find out why! (The Wokesters would LOVE to hear this episode, but it's only for PAYING customers!)<--break->

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NEVER APOLOGIZE Tom recently made a comment on Twitter and all hell broke loose. A number of members of the hashtag brigade called for his head and demanded that he apologize. He didn't. He never does.

Click here to enjoy the original Twitter thread or even to join in!

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"DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?" Anti-vaxxers now blanket social media with complaints that those who are vaccinated against COVID-19 "think they're better than us." Are they?

Where do you stand? Weigh in now: